When I was at Sewanee, there was a student that got drunk at Templeton Library and went down a laundry chute.
Think about that a second... laundry chute at a library. Hmmmm...
Truth be told, he had gone down a motion-activated trash chute. Because he broke both of his legs when he landed, he wasn't able to get out in time. His body was found the following morning.
Sad (and funny), but true.
http://thehypertribe.net/forum/archive/index.php/t-2518.html